‘Metal Hand Sign’ Abuse

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Metal Council Convenes To Discuss ‘Metal Hand Sign’ Abuse
The Problem:
“We have all heard the reports of people using it to greet their in-laws, or after starting their lawn mowers with a single pull,” Butler said. “But recently it was brought to our attention that someone used the gesture in a Texas convenience store after snagging the last box of carrot cakes. This simply won’t do.”

The Criteria:
“If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign,” Butler said. “It’s that simple.”


One Response to “‘Metal Hand Sign’ Abuse”

  • Bic C Says:

    You’re trying to Police the Metal Hand Sign?

    All your examples of time when “this simply won’t do” are actually totally awesome.

    Don’t tell me when to use the hand sign.

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