And the only thing more valuable than scorpion venom? RADIOACTIVE scorpion venom!

But seriously, what makes scorpion venom so valuable? Is it just scientific value or is there some black market for venom like there is a black market for buying illegal snakes. (If you don’t believe me about the snake black market, you should watch Snakes on a Plane for proof that such a thing really does exist.)

On second thought, don’t watch Snakes on a Plane just because I said so. I won’t be held responsible for that.

I need to find myself a scorpion!